To assume that faith is scientifically impossible is both stupid and faithless.
Anyway i'm off to chase a guy that spontanously morphed from an ape.
If that's your understanding of evolution, then I see why you're confused.
Why would you want to chase a cartoonlike straw-man misrepresentation of what evolutionary biology actually maintains?
Folks, if you're going to try to critique science -- or even ridicule it -- it would help if you actually learned at least a little bit of it, so that your remarks are vaguely on target, instead of just expressions of your own misunderstanding.
"Anyway i'm off to chase a guy that spontanously morphed from an ape."
Good luck. I keep trying to fend off the advances of a naked, apple-eating woman who was spontaneously created from one of my ribs and some mud. Lemme tell ya, if she's been made "in God's image", that is one UGLY God.