[syriacus]

Dear Helen Thomas,
I doubt you'll keep your promise.
Instead of dying, move to France
Where you could try to find romance.

~~Helen Thomas: a Limerick~~

There once was a writer named Helen,
With the kindness-IQ of a melon.
She liked to be seen
On the screen being mean
To a pleasant young man, Scott McClellan

[syriacus]

Helen...

...on her first date.