I live in a small village in upstate New York and I don't think Hanoi/Hussein Jane will visit here. But if she did I would pretend that I loved and admired her and wanted her to sign her stupid book for me. In my pocket I'd have some feces from my cat's kitty litter box and quickly take it out and smear it all over her face. Personally, I think Hanoi/Hussein Jane is crazy, but I will never allow her to pull a VietNam stunt again against our beloved military, particularly after 9/11.
I would urge you to keep your digust to the verbal level. Please don't get in trouble over the likes of this jerk.