My orders! Where are my orders? Must have missed the memo today.
...not Republicans, genius, it's "conservatives."
OK. Marching orders, in code of course: Eat your Cheerios. I repeat, eat your Cheerios. Don't eat Fruitloops. Repeat: don't eat Fruitloops.
Look, I was supposed to give you these orders a few weeks ago. You were supposed to be "in", having survived this many years, and well, I was chewed out by the higher-ups for being negligent.
"Democratic congressmen can do that, for example, by making a credible collective pledge that if you vote Democrat enough you will never pay another medical bill as long as you live. You really think people wouldn't stop voting Republican then?"
The leftists of other countries are browbeating the US left for being 'behind' on socialized medicine.