Posted on 07/28/2005 1:50:15 PM PDT by MysticCrusader
REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.
The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.
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"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
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Oh, Helen. It's getting old. You're getting old.
Can the already-dead kill themselves???
She's a hag. And an old one at that. And seriously over. And she takes herself WAY too seriously just like the rest of those idiot reporters. She should take a permanent vacation starting this instant. Put a fork in her. She's done.
Saturday. Satan throws her back.
Yeah, but 5 in less than an hour?
The mods got to one and deleted it before FReepers got to posting.
I wish he would announce his running on April 1st and then April 2nd yell "April Fool" !!!
How can anybody as ugly as Helen Thomas still be alive?
If only we could count on the libs to keep their word. This story would be a worthy reason for Cheney to announce his intention to run, and then pull out after the Seahag croaks.
May I be the one to supply the gun? Please!
The suicide hotline people have a word of advice for Helen....hang up and do it already!
Journalists will do anything- as long as its on expense account and doesn't require actual hard work.
RUN BIG TIME RUN! Oh please, oh please, oh please....
Caption time!
Fatty Unbuckle is thinking "Dang...I'm gonna need me sum beer."
Helen Gollum Thomas is thinking "Heee, heee, heee. I'm wearing edible depends today. They're make out of spongecake."
Those overly-bright Cherry Kool-Aid lips, the waxy pallor of the forehead, the purplish-cyanotic blush of the cheekbones.......
It isn't every day that one runs across a woman who takes her beauty tips from the American Journal of Mortuary Cosmetology.
Hey, Anna Kournacova is the antidote! Jennifer Love Hewitt is the intidote to Hillary...
RUN CHENEY!! Just bow out after the deed is done!
There are now 6 posts (some pulled, some locked) on Helen killing herself
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1452647/posts
More coming I'm sure. I find it more amusing that FReepers are slamming FR with this story.
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