Helen Thomas Plans to Kill Herself if Cheney Runs

Drudge ^ | 7/28/2005 | Drudge

[duffthor]

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

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[duffthor]

RUN DICK RUN!!!!

[bmwcyle]

This was just zotted.

[iceskater]

I'll start some petitions to get him to run!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He ought to run for a single day just to do the world the favor.

[Mike Bates]

Is anyone sure she's not dead already? Sure looks like it.

[Hank Rearden]

She's alive now?

[duffthor]

for what reason?

[theDentist]

Run! Run! Run!

[FormerACLUmember]

Ugly, evil, and insane is no way to go through life.

[rog4vmi]

Too bad Kevorkian is not available.

[airborne]

Oh, please Mr. Cheney! RUN !!!

(Even if you don't want to, do it till Helen dies)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This was just zotted.

Because The Hill was the source.

Drudge is more respectable. :-)

[Constitution Day]

Hey Helen! Maybe you can do a Pay-Per-View special!

[NYCRebublican]

Isn't she already the walking dead. I was sure she was a zombie.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Are their any good Cheney look alikes that could make an announcement?
This is a great opportunity that must not be squandered.

[Skooz]

"All we need is one more liar."

You mean like Billary?
Teddy?
Rather?
Newsweek?
The entire freaking Democratic Party?

[MAEsser]

Putting the phrase "public service" in a whole new light...

[evad]

"All we need is one more liar."

Pure objectivity and professionalism at its best.

What a hack!!

[Babu]

Hey Dingbat, if you will put that in writing, as a service to the country, we'll see if V.P. Cheney will consent to announce his candidacy.

But first, we need a written commitment from you, Mz. Thomas, that you will non-negotiably, non-cancellably consent to a one-way session with Dr. Jack Kervorkian, if Dick Cheney runs.

Kapeche, b*tch?

[RJL]

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

Alec Baldwin will carry her ashes to his home in France too, talk is cheap.