Helen Thomas Plans to Kill Herself if Cheney Runs

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[duffthor]

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

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[MidlandDesperado]

I want to know who had the audacity to refer to Helen Thomas as a "Reporter"?

[msnimje]

Why do they let her sit in the front row. She has given more than ample evidence that she is biased and maybe even mentally unstable.

[jmq]

She STILL will be able to Vote in Chicago.......

[msnimje]

"All we need is one more liar."

Like, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

[cajun-jack]

close but no cigar...."crocked" but not "croaked"

[birbear]

Sad when you have to go to such hyperbole to show that you're still relevant.

Helen who?

[Dustbunny]

Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president

Fantastic, I hope he announces he will run.

[Beckwith]

This is a real good reason for Cheney to run.

At least have some fun with it.

[Callahan]

Paging Dr. Kevorkian! Paging Dr. Kevorkian! Your assistance is needed in the White House Briefing Rooom. Bring a pillow, or better yet, a tire iron.

[Callahan]

Why wait Helen?

[rockthecasbah]

She looks like she died, was buried, and subsequently unearthed after a long sleep.

[Republic of Reagan]

One more empty promise...

[k2blader]

He's not going to run. Unless he was lying about health reasons a few years ago.

I guess it's an easy claim for Thamos to make..

[k2blader]

Oop, Thomas..

[Republic of Reagan]

Speaking of Liars, how does she feel about another Clinton in the Whitehouse.

[RightOnline]

""All we need is one more liar."

Yeah. Right. Like Clinton.

Do us all the favor, you worthless hag.

[jimfree]

Wasn't my first choice, but now, ...

[CurlyBill]

Glad to see she is still fair and completely unbiased.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

at last! some good news!

[BobS]

T & T Truck and Crane has a huge 120 ton crane in Ventura renting for about $10K per hour. The tires are 7 feet high. It's what is used to re-arrange train wrecks. Helen needs to hang in a harness a hundred feet or so in the air and get paper clips shot at her. Then retire.