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He told me he was going to get 80 virgins'
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654191 ^
| 7/27/05
| Terry Kirby
Posted on 07/27/2005 12:52:07 PM PDT by Lori675
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posted on
07/27/2005 12:52:08 PM PDT
by
Lori675
To: Lori675
80 virgins? Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife?
2
posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:06 PM PDT
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: Lori675
That idiot was so stupid and greedy he thought he was going to get an extra eight virgins.
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posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:19 PM PDT
by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: Lori675
Wait a minute! I thought it was 72 virgins.
Now there getting 80 virgins.
Where did the 8 extra virgins come from.
4
posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:25 PM PDT
by
Lori675
To: Lori675
80 virgins? He ain't worth an old crone.
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posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:54 PM PDT
by
brooklyn dave
(I got rejected from "Mullah Omar's Eye for the Infidel Guy")
To: Lori675
So, what's next? 90 virgins? Sounds like a "virgin bubble" is developing.
6
posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:59 PM PDT
by
RexBeach
(Pardon me, but is that a malaise sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a funk?)
To: Lori675
Compund Interest in a runaway Housing Boom/Bubble. Sooo, obviously its Bush's fault!
To: Lori675
He gets eighty of these
8
posted on
07/27/2005 12:56:12 PM PDT
by
pikachu
(What if there were no more hypothetical questions?)
To: RexBeach
Would the word inflation be too much here?
9
posted on
07/27/2005 12:57:20 PM PDT
by
Rhadaghast
(Yeshua haMashiach hu Adonai Tsidkenu)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Lori675
I have a serious question about all this ...
What exactly do dead Muslims do with the 72 virgins?
11
posted on
07/27/2005 12:58:08 PM PDT
by
dartuser
(It is unbelievable what an unbeliever will believe to remain an unbeliever.)
To: Lori675
If you were going to have 80 women in the afterlife, wouldn't you want just a few to know what to do?
12
posted on
07/27/2005 12:58:29 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: Lori675
He saved up his Green Stamps.
13
posted on
07/27/2005 12:59:06 PM PDT
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Scratch a Liberal. Uncover a Fascist)
To: Celtjew Libertarian
Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife? Virginflation. They had to account for market forces.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:00:27 PM PDT
by
malakhi
To: Lori675
I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here. Do you have to put up with all of them for the whole stretch, because if you do it's starting to sound a lot like HE** instead of heaven
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:01:04 PM PDT
by
kublia khan
(absolute war brings total victory)
To: F15Eagle
Your number of virgins may vary. Actual number of virgins will probably be less. Also remember....some settling may occur during shipment.
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:01:21 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: Lori675
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:01:24 PM PDT
by
Dionysius
(ACLU is the enemy)
To: Lori675
I thought it was 72 virgins. And anyway, what if you get tired of virgins after the first dozen or so? And even if you don't, what do you do when you're done deflowering your share?
To: Lori675
"Where did the 8 extra virgins come from."
It's CRAZY ALLAH'S Liquidation Sale!!! Every virgin must go! No credit? No Problem! CRAZY ALLAH'S prices are just plain retarded! (like his followers).
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posted on
07/27/2005 1:02:31 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: dartuser
Afterlife orgy, I guess. They can also drink from rivers of non-alcoholic wine. Why mass fornication is permitted in paradise and not alcohol, I have no idea.
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