You will have to run again. I will come to PA and run your campaign.
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Youll definitely have a reason to read the papers.
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"A keg in every tavern and a stripper in every lap!"
"I'll probably kill less people than that Janklow A-hole did."
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"I hate the government and I'll make you hate it too."
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"Justice meted out swiftly and harshly on a house by house basis."
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"Power is the Ultimate Aphrodisiac."
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"Do what I say and nobody gets hurt."
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"I'll only take as much as I need, nothing more."
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"I could walk around drunk all day and be smarter than half the pols in this country, and if elected, I just might."
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,