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Alert Level Raised In France (HUMOR)
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Posted on 07/22/2005 10:26:09 AM PDT by steve-b
Alert Level Raised In France
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's white flag factories, disabling their military.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; france
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:26:09 AM PDT
by
steve-b
To: steve-b
What would be Bridgette Bardot Level?
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:28:06 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: steve-b
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:28:09 AM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: Perdogg
What would be Bridgette Bardot Level?From the last pictures I saw of her, the BB level would be be descibed as 'saggy'.
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:29:27 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(What if there were no more hypothetical questions?)
To: steve-b
The French Battle Flag: A white fleur-de-lis on a white background!
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:31:06 AM PDT
by
SubMareener
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To: steve-b
This in response to noted talk host rush limbaugh announcing plans to vacation in France.
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:32:01 AM PDT
by
dts32041
( Dear Senator Durbin, I am not an Illinois Nazi. (US ARMY RET))
To: Perdogg
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:32:39 AM PDT
by
bigsigh
To: steve-b
I believe Rush left for France today with Daryn Kagan
to ask her to become the new future ex-Mrs. Limbaugh on French soil.
That right there could be the reason for the panic.
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:34:04 AM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: steve-b
That was sent out in Registered's mail.
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:35:12 AM PDT
by
tutstar
( <{{--->< OurFlorida.true.ws Impeach Judge Greer)
To: steve-b
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posted on
07/22/2005 10:46:05 AM PDT
by
AbeKrieger
(Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
To: SubMareener
And here I thought the national flag of France was a Depends undergarment.
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