Four Taliban killed while laying bomb on highway

Reuters ^ | 21 July, 2005

[Taxman]

At some point in time, an intrepid Moslem scholar, retranslated the part of the Koran you are referring to.

The word "raisin" was re-translated to "virgin."

Would be very difficult for suicide bombers to martyr themselves for 72 raisins, don'tchaknow?

[Cinnamon]

it's kinda of funny when terrorists blow themselves up in the process of "setting" up a trap... lmao

[Jonah Hex]

Four Taliban killed while laying bomb on highway

(I hope they took the bomb to dinner and a movie before laying it.)

[Normal4me]

I think they are buying their explosives from the Acme Corporation now. Hey, as long as they don't go off when they are supposed to or they go off prematurely in their faces, I am okay with it.

[MinuteGal]

"The Road to Afghanistan" starring Bob Dope, Ding Crosby, Dorothy Soup du Jour and Jerry Co-Blownna.

Leni

[Frenetic]

"Would be very difficult for suicide bombers to martyr themselves for 72 raisins, don'tchaknow?"

- Not unless they are really, really, tasty raisins.

[KevinDavis]

Acme, the company with a long line of unlimited credit.. I'm surprised they are still in business..

[KevinDavis]

Hello my name is Mud..

[HanneyBean]

You people crack me up! I've been sitting here reading all these posts and LMAO.
We have some truely witty FReepers.

[upchuck]

Taliban chief, rushing to the scene, "What the Hell happened here? What an awful waste of materials."

Taliban worker, "Well, chief, we had the bomb in place and everything was going real good until Achmed decided to test it."

Taliban chief, "In the good name of Allah, what possessed him to do that?"

Worker, "I don't know chief, but his last words were, 'Hey Turban Heads, watch this!'"

[Redcloak]

Their buds in the UK are jealous.

[Corin Stormhands]

I love a happy ending.

[EQAndyBuzz]

"(Sniff!) Pass the tissues...
"

I prefer that they live and each day wake up seeing their disfigurmnent and knowing what they did for Allah will be seen by all.

[Calpernia]

Four suspected Taliban militants were killed in southern Afghanistan early yesterday when a bomb they were attempting to plant on a highway exploded, a provincial governor said.

I love it when a plan comes together.

[dogcaller]

The Palestinian Authority apologists call this a 'work accident'.

[Redleg Duke]

Those sick perverts! They shoulda stuck to goats!

[dfwgator]

"And boom goes the dynamite."

[verity]

They should have turned off the cell phone. lol

[NoClones]

4 more satan worshipers on their way to h-ll!

[TheForceOfOne]

Okay Abdula, now lay it on the ground and whatever you do don't touch this button right h...

BOOM!