Since nobody has the guts to ask, then I'll ask the apparently forbidden question: what the hell is a "taupe pump?"
Well, taupe is a hideous greyish-brown color invented to make women look drab, and pumps are a type of shoe but I'm not exactly sure what kind. I think it means those broad low heels as opposed to stilettos. I'm sure one of our freeperettes could explain better.
what the hell is a "taupe pump?"
A greyish-beige ("taupe") high-heeled shoe ("pump"). You're a guy, right? ;)
It's a shoe with a low heel. Taupe is a kind of beige color.
I can see you ain't too technical. Never hesitate to put such a question on this forum.
First of all, you gotta realize it ain't easy pumping taupe. It is the sludge that comes outa deep wells before you get the crude oil. It is caused by Republicans polluting the water table for private gain. If it gets on your shoes, you are stuck with that color forever, dude. So be careful.