Well, hell has been defined as a place where the police are German, the politicians are French, and the cooks English, so I wouldn't go there. Anyplace people eat vegamite and marmite, bangers, treacle-tarts, and grease-sodden fish and chips cannot decently complain about any other country's food.
Marmite....LOL...hadn't thought of, heard of, tasted it in 35 years..
Oh, come on, they're not all bad. After all, they have kippers.
It's not the old-fashioned British food that makes England great, aside from the awesomeness that is fish n chips, but the fact that everything has more flavour. I've tried everything from peanut butter to cheddar cheese to pizza to chinese food, and there's just a major difference in the *amount* of taste that's in everything. I rarely have anything negative to say about America, but your tongues are too weak! =P
The edibility of marmite and bangers continue to elude me though, I agree.