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No Funeral Plans for Bill Clinton, Plenty for Jimmy Carter - (why does this strike me funny?)
NEWSMAX.COM ^
| JULY 18, 2005
| CARL LIMBACHER & NewsMax Staff
Posted on 07/18/2005 6:37:33 PM PDT by CHARLITE
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:37:36 PM PDT
by
CHARLITE
To: CHARLITE
Has Newsmax ever published an original article?
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:40:03 PM PDT
by
politicalwit
(USA...A Nation of Selective Law Enforcement.)
To: CHARLITE
I thought he made arrangements with the local Sewerage Treatment plant for disposal! It would be fitting!
To: CHARLITE
If the GOP spineless wonders in Congress continue their abysmal performance, Bill will be buried next to President Hillary Clinton according to her plans.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:41:00 PM PDT
by
peyton randolph
(Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
To: CHARLITE
Could it be that Hillery just plans to stuff the bastard and keep the party going?
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:41:11 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: CHARLITE
I have a suggestion. They should forgoe the coffin and just screw the crooked sob in the ground
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:41:29 PM PDT
by
Figment
To: CHARLITE
Clinton no doubt believes himself to be immortal.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:42:10 PM PDT
by
DGray
(http://nicanfhilidh.blogspot.com)
To: CHARLITE
Like always he wants to push it aside for someone else to deal with.
To: CHARLITE; All
Nothing against Ford, why does he need a state funeral.. I mean he only served for two years...
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:43:28 PM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(the space/future belongs to the eagles, the earth/past to the groundhogs)
To: CHARLITE
"Jimmy Carter's requested burial place has not been revealed."
Either because he's going to be cremated, or because he's going to be buried in Havana.
To: leprechaun9
That was hilarious. I usually don't like that kind of humor, but that was really good. Thanks for the laugh.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:44:18 PM PDT
by
DuckFan4ever
(Tom Tancredo: Making Democrats look normal since 1998)
To: CHARLITE
All living ex-presidents have filed plans for a state funeral – except Bill Clinton.I bet Bubba wants to be buried in a double-wide.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:44:31 PM PDT
by
mhking
(The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
To: CHARLITE
Can't we just put Carter in a Hefty bag and have done with it?
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:44:55 PM PDT
by
Bombardier
("Religion of Peace" my butt.....sell that snakeoil to someone who'll believe it!)
To: CHARLITE
Jimmy Carter's requested burial place has not been revealed. How about an empty jar of Skippy?
To: Bombardier
Nope, toxic waste disposal requires permits and proper disposal etc.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:46:19 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: CHARLITE
An aide to Clinton described him as an "optimist" who plans to be around for a while. Yeah, well I'm a pessimist. I think Bill Clinton plans to be around for a while.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:46:46 PM PDT
by
Starve The Beast
(I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused)
To: DGray
You would think Hillary & Bubba both have funeral plans. Maybe Bubba isn't planning to be buried next to Hillary. Queen Hillary would probably want a Pyramid. Bubba just wants something simple....A Desktop shaped monument...and a good cigar.
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:47:15 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: CHARLITE
My Carter eulogy is ready to go! Can we speed this up! Dairy Queen has a new Blizzard flavor, and I don't want to miss it! Go Jimmy Go!!
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:47:23 PM PDT
by
Doc Savage
(...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
To: CHARLITE
An aide to Clinton described him as an "optimist" who plans to be around for a while.Hillary rode all the way to Washington in Bills briefs, so now his usefulness is over. She's going to fry him, and flush him.
Why have a funeral? It'll just make Hillary look bad. "Why can't we just put Bill behind us and move on?"
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:47:47 PM PDT
by
concerned about politics
("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
To: Bombardier
Can't we just put Carter in a Hefty bag and have done with it? Show some respect! Like him or not he was a President! Use a Hefty Steel Sack!
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posted on
07/18/2005 6:48:30 PM PDT
by
Bommer
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