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No Funeral Plans for Bill Clinton, Plenty for Carter
NewsMax ^ | 7/18/05 | Limbacher

Posted on 07/18/2005 9:18:39 AM PDT by Tumbleweed_Connection

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To: zzen01

I highly hope when the 'toon goes we let him go quietly and conservatives just stay home and boycott the medialand festivities.


41 posted on 07/18/2005 9:31:59 AM PDT by alisasny (We get 4 more years, you get OBAMA...: ))
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To: TNCMAXQ
Elder President Bush does not want Hail to the Chief played?

Yeah, I thought that was odd. Between Ford and Carter, two of our most inconsequential presidents, their funeral plans are detailed by over 900 pages. That's incredible.
42 posted on 07/18/2005 9:32:06 AM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Slick Willie doesn't have to make plans for his funeral.

He's going DIRECTLY to hell !!


43 posted on 07/18/2005 9:32:39 AM PDT by GeorgeW23225 (Liberals really aren*t bad people. It*s just that they know so much that simply ISN*T true.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Let Squaw bury Shortcake.


44 posted on 07/18/2005 9:32:56 AM PDT by Old Professer (As darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of good; innocence is blind.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Too bad Arafat isnt around to Carter's funeral...he could be a pallbearer


45 posted on 07/18/2005 9:33:06 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Jimmy Carter's requested burial place has not been revealed.

Cuba. Because nothing is too good for every dictator's favorite toilet brush.

46 posted on 07/18/2005 9:33:07 AM PDT by quark
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To: TNCMAXQ

Elder President Bush does not want Hail to the Chief played? At his gravesite burial which is not his funeral. It will be allowed elsewhere : )


47 posted on 07/18/2005 9:33:20 AM PDT by alisasny (We get 4 more years, you get OBAMA...: ))
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To: Constitution Day

This indicates that Jimmy's a bit touched in the head.


48 posted on 07/18/2005 9:33:52 AM PDT by My2Cents ("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
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To: andyk
Maybe there's a reverse-type correlation between amount of pomp and significance of the president.
49 posted on 07/18/2005 9:34:00 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: BurbankKarl

OH darn, you just reminded me of the Arafat funeral fiasco...that was a joke. Glad the media did cover it.


50 posted on 07/18/2005 9:34:00 AM PDT by alisasny (We get 4 more years, you get OBAMA...: ))
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To: rockabyebaby

Index cards? How 1970s!


51 posted on 07/18/2005 9:34:16 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (fiat voluntas Tua)
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To: Sabramerican
hope there are a few minutes set aside for dancing

LOL! The Snoopy Dance!

52 posted on 07/18/2005 9:35:19 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (fiat voluntas Tua)
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To: bill1952
I've got an outhouse on some farmland he can use...

I have some land too. I wouldn't let 'em bury KlinToon on my land for a billion dollars. I'm just too damn old to be puttin' up with a bunch of sad eyed DEMs wantin' to honor their hero see his grave......

(Remainder of this post has been CENSORED due to language)

53 posted on 07/18/2005 9:35:42 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: thoughtomator
Oh come on, they were Presidents even if we despise them.
54 posted on 07/18/2005 9:36:18 AM PDT by alisasny (We get 4 more years, you get OBAMA...: ))
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To: GeorgeW23225

"But as yet Clinton – who had a heart scare last year - has not submitted his funeral request"

It would be fitting if they placed his mortal remains in a giant condom.


55 posted on 07/18/2005 9:36:37 AM PDT by Airborne1986 (Well, you can do what you want to us. But we're not going to sit here while you badmouth the U.S.A.)
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To: My2Cents

No doubt.
I can't imagine what problem any reasonable person would have with steel-toed shoes.


56 posted on 07/18/2005 9:36:45 AM PDT by Constitution Day (I am the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Clinton may not have any plans yet, but the CDC honor guard is preparing to handle the body.

The are also working on an appropriate grave marker.

Prototypes for the eternal disinfectant spray have not been released yet.

57 posted on 07/18/2005 9:36:50 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Bork should have had Kennedy's USSC seat and Kelo v. New London would have gone the other way.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
The Antichrist doesn't die.
58 posted on 07/18/2005 9:36:52 AM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: bannie
Carter has, "a demand that soldiers can't have steel-tipped shoes."

WHY?

So he can continue to step on the military's toes from beyond the grave?

59 posted on 07/18/2005 9:37:10 AM PDT by meowmeow (Meow! Meow!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
This is all he is worth:

(I haven't read the thread, so this might be a duplicate idea.)

60 posted on 07/18/2005 9:37:24 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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