Posted on 07/16/2005 1:40:46 PM PDT by pookash
Edited on 07/16/2005 1:44:44 PM PDT by Lead Moderator. [history]
Purple lightning bolts. We need purple lightning bolts of Zot Power :)
If you try to engage Ash (AshRedux, Ashlives, Ashisalive, Ashisaliar, ect) in debate, you will waste enormous bandwith and get nowhere. When he cannot refute you through misdirection or other obfuscation, he will hide from you. You will find yourself stuck like the Tar Baby in stories of old. * * ASH ALERT * *
He has been banned many times.
He will, when ignored, strike out.
He has shown contempt for the owner of and posters to of this forum by returning under new names time and again,
he is, IMHO, a disruptor and a distractor.
The BEST policy (based on much advice, that I unfortunately ignored one week) is to act as if he IS NOT HERE.
Even when he responds, he is here as an unwanted - and in fact banned - intruder.
Posting responses to him encourages him and others to break in and disrupt the forum, please think twice before doing so.
From: DonMorgan
LOL, hay neighbor, howzit?
I have said it before & I'll say it again........
We need to ship all trolls,du dummies,ect...
to my favorite hole in the world, it is called......
the Bikini Atoll...
It is where they tested all of the old style nuke weapons for us all!
Be gone Ash-hole!
Yo pook...
eye [sic] hate people who can't be bothered to spell names correctly when trolling!
I kinda miss his posts too...kindalike ya miss a headache or wart.
prisoner6
Concept shamessly stolen from AMorePerfectUnion, but he’s OK with that now.
Formerly Rate-A-Troll
Hello, you’re watching to the O’Timpad Factor. This thread’s guest Troll is pookash. The Factor rates pookash in the following Trolling Points Memo:
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Factor |
Description |
Score |
Comment |
|
The O’Kennedy Factor |
Boundless arrogance coupled with bottomless, no-exit stupidity. |
0 |
No way to tell. |
|
The O’Fonda Factor |
Selling out your country because some hippie friends think that’s cool. |
0 |
More info, please |
|
The O’Dean Factor |
Crazy in a can. Available everywhere. |
5 |
Gettin’ there… |
|
The O’Kerouac Factor |
Mindless scribbling worthy of a demented, drug-addled alcoholic. |
10 |
YAHTZEE! 4 words, two misspellings and three grammatical errors. |
|
The O’Kerry Factor |
Talking out of both sides of your mouth, in different languages. |
0 |
Weak… |
|
The O’Clinton Factor |
Gravy-training the ‘60’s. |
0 |
No zing, no pep, nada… |
|
The O’Carter Factor |
Distorting the past to screw up the future. |
0 |
I don’t think you remember yesterday. |
|
The O’Gore Factor |
Fecklessness hidden behind false smarts. |
0 |
Smarts? |
|
The O’Rather Factor |
Things are true because you want them to be. |
6 |
At least as far as an addled chimp like you can actually want anything. |
|
The O’DUpeville Factor |
BUSH LIED!!!! FLORIDA 2000!!! |
10 |
OOO-RAH! More exclamation points than total words. |
pookash, Trolling Points thinks you rate a 31 out of a possible 100.
We'd sure like to hear more about you, namely what public school you went to, what date they let you out of the psych ward, etc. Y’all come back now, ya hear?
Why?
WOW! My first ash alert.
And Mr. Rove hates you right back.
Fortunately, he has the ability to act while all you can do
is sit at yer mom's computer and poorly type nonsense.
The guys in dark suits will be knocking shortly, you might want
to evacuate your bowels in advance, save the embarrassment.
What a pooking ash-hole!
I like the new rating system.
I thought it was time for a change.
Well, if it WAS Ash, he didn't seem to post much for the past seven months..
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