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('scuze me while I spew sweet tea all over the keyboard.)"

"I must be losing it in the translation, you mean 'iced tea/ice tea' spilled over your keyboard?"

No, try speaking English. I mean I spewed sweet tea all over the keyboard. Just what it says.

"Do you really speak like that in public? "What's the matter, boy, scuze, Y'all" etc? "

Of course I do. The effete, wimpy, clueless, semi-transvestic yuppie collectors will pay top dollar for the experience of buying swamp junk from an *authentic* underhanded, backward lowlife redneck. They want what meets their preconceived, obsessively held stereotype of authentic local Southern color. So they get it. And they'll gladly pay a premium just to keep their stereotypes intact. Just like they do, every day, in so many ways.

"Someone would have to be a complete blithering idiot to buy anything after hearing that nonsensical mumbo jumbo."

You're right. They would. Yet those proudly helpless "modern" beltway dwelling types DO buy our swamp junk vehicles, so that's what they must be. Blithering idiots. You have analyzed them correctly.

"Of course I do."

Like I needed to ask -lol

Your comments "The effete, wimpy, clueless, semi-transvestic yuppie collectors" is that description equally applicable to anyone not speaking in the manner you do?

I hope you realize the vast majority of Americans & the rest of the English speaking world might have difficulties trying to comprehend your spoken lingo.

"They want what meets their preconceived, obsessively held stereotype of authentic local Southern color. So they get it."

If those yuppie schlubs go for that stuff then they it serves them right getting royally japed for being dumb greedy pushovers. They have to be total chumps, and I really doubt you have had many 'junk takers' from the Tri-State area, (greater NY), nor Providence or Boston. These are real morons, as in first class mooks & schlemiels.

What you have tagged "beltway dwelling types", nothing wrong with living uptown, what's wrong with that?

I hope you're not going to tell me if you won a penthouse with an incredible view overlooking an entire city you would trade in for a mosquito infested swamp at 105 degrees?