[Wampus SC]

"The one in question likes living near mosquito invested swamps, prides himself on treating his neighbours like filth, and has openly stated he likes being a redneck, thus the only thing expected from such a despicable individual, is more of the same."

You left out "likes to show how gullible M. Espinola is". Repeatedly. Hoo boy, you really lapped that stuff up, and still are. Must be bliss not to realize that you're the butt of repeated jokes around here. :) I'll also add "likes to show that the only way to get M. Espinola to believe anything about the South or Southerners is to mimic his stereotypes and pull his leg about it."

[M. Espinola]

Look, Backward Bob, when 'Stand' finally admits himself for overdo treatment, you are strongly advised to join him. (The doctors may need treatment themselves after attempting to treat the both of you.)

The Civil War is over, the side you backed is over, and so is you're way of existing. Wake up.