[M. Espinola]

The typewriter 'Standism' stunt signifies a disturbing, hardcore entrenched rebellion even directed toward machines, not just entire regions of the country and everyone living in them, simply because the overwhelming majority either would not or do not agree with his brand of hyper neo-confederate nuttiness.

The severity of this particular case might mystify the best medical minds in the world today.

[Heyworth]

The typewriter 'Standism' stunt signifies a disturbing, hardcore entrenched rebellion even directed toward machines, not just entire regions of the country and everyone living in them, simply because the overwhelming majority either would not or do not agree with his brand of hyper neo-confederate nuttiness.

No, it all makes perfect sense. Upper case letters are called "Capital letters" Lincoln lived in the Capitol. Well, in the White House, but he visited the Capitol. And you can see the Lincoln Memorial from the Capitol. Therefore, capital letters are symbolic of the persecution of the south.

That, or capital letters killed all his ancestors.