Posted on 07/12/2005 11:19:08 AM PDT by Maria S
In my humble opinion, it’s time to forget about the Geneva Convention and turn command of Camp Gitmo over to Leona Helmsely.
In my humble opinion, the reason Arabs don’t eat pigs is because it’s against their religion. The reason pigs don’t eat Arabs is because they’re too hard to clean.
In my humble opinion, Dianne Feinstein will be lucky if she lives to be the age she looks.
In my humble opinion, Africa is broken and all the rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ concerts in the world won’t fix it.
In my humble opinion, journalistic integrity is a fact not supported by fact.
In my humble opinion, Saddam Hussein doesn’t seem exceedingly distraught about the deaths of his sons – at least it hasn’t put him off his Doritos.
In my humble opinion, if it had been Rodney King behind the wheel instead of Teddy Kennedy, Mary Jo Kopechne would have had a chance of getting home safe and sound. The only thing that can save Senator Edward Kennedy from damnation is to return him to Chappaquiddick for a scuba exorcism.
In my humble opinion, inasmuch as it is the intention of Islam to annihilate us, this leaves us with the alternative of nuclear preemption. Of course, we should be willing to listen to other suggestions – and then go ahead with the nuclear option.
In my humble opinion, the pizza delivery bunch are currently the only people in America that are as fearless and reliable as The Pony Express.
In my humble opinion, in Vermont the expression “term limits” refers to how long their Senator Patrick Leahy can remain in the closet.
In my humble opinion, the phrase “step up to the plate” has become a national earache.
In my humble opinion, if John McCain is the evidence, a stretch of the Ho Chi Minh Trail runs right through Arizona, and a strain of the Jane Fonda Trail runs right through John McCain.
In my humble opinion, David Corn has a mouth like a torn pocket.
In my humble opinion, the Bill Clinton presidency was the beginning of the end. A Hillary Clinton presidency will be the end of the end.
In my humble opinion, it is astonishing how many people have been convinced that the way to end poverty is to give all their money to Jesse Jackson.
In my humble opinion, welfare is nature’s way of proving everyone is entitled to pocket money, whether or not they have pockets.
In my humble opinion, the burgeoning romance between the Clintons and the Bushes is to puke.
In my humble opinion, the South will rise again only after it secedes from Senator Robert Byrd.
In my humble opinion, Bush has trouble deciding which he likes more - Palestinians or peons.
In my humble opinion, this Supreme Court’s opinion on eminent domain is a symptom that gangrene has set into the Constitution.
In my humble opinion, the trouble with the U.S. Senate is, Teddy Kennedy is a fanatic, and what's worse, Bill Frist isn’t.
In my humble opinion, more eyewitness accounts are written by Geraldo Rivera on the way to the battlefield than on the way back.
In my humble opinion, there is not one single son of a bitch in Washington that represents anyone but himself.
In my humble opinion, we are all making up history as we go along, and nobody is doing a worse job at it than Jimmy Carter.
In my humble opinion, if marihuana grew on plantations, the slaves wouldn’t lift dem bales – dey’d smoke dem.
In my humble opinion, the Bush Administration misses Colin Powell’s genius for sensing the perfect moment to be indecisive.
In my humble opinion, trying to keep a secret in Washington is like trying to hide a fishbowl inside another fishbowl.
In my humble opinion, a scandal isn’t really trivial until Greta Van Susteren gets her hands on it.
In my humble opinion, NASA is America’s most expensive toy.
In my humble opinion, no one has done more than Helen Thomas to uphold the principle of a woman’s right to be unattractive.
In my humble opinion, the most overworked word in the English language is “special”. Give it a rest.
In my humble opinion, it’s a round robin. Islamism is Fascism is Communism is Islamism.
In my humble opinion, this Senate Judiciary Committee is a retarded incarnation of the Howdy Doody Peanut Gallery.
In my humble opinion, ninety nine percent of journalism is waiting for something to happen so everybody else can say “No shit”.
In my humble opinion, Dick Chaney should get the Democrats really pissed off by buying a dog and naming it Halliburton.
In my humble opinion, Republicans in the Senate always call their capitulations compromises. They don’t expect people to believe them - and nobody does.
In my humble opinion, it’s hard to tell whether two Canadian guys are in a same-sex marriage, or just Siamese twins who are joined at the lips.
In my humble opinion, it’s just possible God deployed the nations of Europe so that the French would be surrounded by enemies. Talk about Divine Wisdom!
In my humble opinion, Arabs carry the gene for sinister appearance.
In my humble opinion, when it comes to dealing with illegal aliens, George Bush has mastered every word in the Spanish language - except Adios.
In my humble opinion, Shimon Peres is descended from the guy who gave travel directions to the ten lost tribes of Israel.
In my humble opinion, the existence of Islam proves that Humanity doesn’t include everybody.
In my humble opinion, the mainstream media has made America what it is – uninformed.
In my humble opinion, Supreme Court decisions are closer to pornography than principle.
In my humble opinion, the Barbra Streisand sentimental ditty notwithstanding, people cross the street when they see “people who need people” coming.
In my humble opinion, Congressmen don’t know what to do. Senators don’t know who to ask.
and this -
In my humble opinion, it is time for massive exports of pain to the Moslem world.
Pithy ping.
Firehat BTT...
If Ann Coulter didn't say that already - she SHOULD!
Priceless!
Is that Lon's brother?
No one has command of the language like Firehat. He makes my day!
Norman Liebmann BTTT
Bttt.
Haven't seen a Firehat post in years, I remember when he used to post regularly, Borscht Belt one liners love them.
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