[CHARLITE]

"...the likes of the bloated Ted Kennedy -- recognizing, of course, that more people have died in Kennedy’s car than at Guantanamo Bay.."

[SmithL]

Do you remember this from when National Lampoon was a magazine?

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today

It floats.

The way our body is built, we'd be surprised if it didn't. The sheet of flat steel that goes underneath every Volkswagen keeps out water, as well as dirt and salt and other nasty things that can eat away at the underside of a car. So it's watertight at the bottom. And everybody knows it's easier to shut the door on a Volkswagen after you've rolled down the window a little.

That proves it's practically airtight on top. If it was a boat, we could call it the Water Bug. But it's not a boat, it's a car.

And, like Mary Jo Kopechne, it's only 99 and 44/100 percent pure. So it won't stay afloat forever. Just long enough. Poor Teddy. If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.

 

[bolobaby]

Don't know if it is fair to call the bombings "lame." They are hardly lame to the families of those who died.

[conshack]

When I see the likes of the bloated Ted Kennedy -- recognizing, of course, that more people have died in Kennedy’s car than at Guantanamo Bay --

I believe July 19th is the anniversary of Bloated Ted's murder of Mary Jo. Do you suppose the MSM will post an article announcing that historical fact. Let's hope somebody gets the word out that this treasonous US Senator gets some of what he likes to dish out.
This might be worthy of a thread Char.

[lowbridge]

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