[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"These measures have reportedly included sleep deprivation, prolonged isolation, painful body positions, feigned suffocation, and beatings. Other stress-inducing tactics have allegedly included sexual provocation and displays of contempt for Islamic symbols.1 The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) and others charge that such tactics constitute cruel and inhuman treatment, even torture."

Just do not make them wear panties on their heads.

[Darksheare]

I know some music to play at volume setting '30' that would convince them that demons have finally arrived for them...
*chuckle*

[Sam's Army]

Heck, most of that stuff happens at my house on an infrequent basis, who can I sue?