No, it's not just you.
And look at his ammo "cache". 250 shotgun rds, and 1000 metallic cartridges.
Sheesh. I and most people I know would consider 1000 rds the bare minimum - and that's 1000 rds for each caliber, not total.
That would have been a miserly minimum when I used to take one of the kids to the range
You all are missing the point.
How could you have skipped right over the fact that he had FIVE holsters !
All the rest of the crap he had was window dressing, compared to those HOLSTERS!
Make light of it as much as you wish, but that does not diminish the fact these brave officers risked life and limb, to protect you and yours form a horrid criminal, who would doubtless NOT HESITATE to use those FIVE DEADLY HOSLTERS in UNSPEAKABLE crimes against an unsuspecting, helpless public!
Oh, wait; I'm sorry. I thought that was "Holsteins". I'll call PETA back, and tell them to forget it, that I made an error.