Jeepers... I hope no one posts the spoiler here! Must be bad!
Here's the funny part... there aren't spoilers. Not big ones. It's really weird, this time last time you had to go around with your hands over your ears if you didn't want to learn the big one (I didn't, but it was sadly obvious anyway...). This time, nada, zilch. Nobody's found a copy of the book sitting on the shelves a week early yet. Even the guys who stole a copy and tried to sell it to reporters messed up.
Not very funny satire anyway. There's always book seven to live for.