[Protagoras]

Here comes a full day of stupid, crazy stories. Every discarded happy meal box is going to become a "suspicious package" and every reporter will rush to report on it.

I watched a security guard for the railroad checking out the train station this morning. He was going around jiggling the doors of the newspaper boxes. He didn't look inside, just jiggled the doors. I guess he didn't think terrorists would spend 50 cents to put a bomb inside.

He won't make detective anytime soon.

[LZ_Bayonet]

"I watched a security guard for the railroad checking out the train station this morning. He was going around jiggling the doors of the newspaper boxes. He didn't look inside, just jiggled the doors. I guess he didn't think terrorists would spend 50 cents to put a bomb inside. He won't make detective anytime soon."

I think the guard was doing what he could do, at least without spending his own money. He shouldn't have to even be dealing with the situation, because the real issue is; why are there locking newspaper boxes in the train station, or even in close proximity? Do they have unattended storage lockers too? Time for these items to pass into history.

[sandbar]

>>>He didn't look inside, just jiggled the doors.>>>

His boss told him to 'check out the newspaper boxes'. Given this country's proned to do just what it takes to get by, he obeyed. He 'checked them out'.