Wrap up in bubble wrap next time you get out of bed. No telling what kind of hazzards await you out there.
I'm happy with the number and type of risks I take. Once in awhile I even ~gasp~ let the dog ride in the front with me.
You, on the other hand, seem a little tense. Your hostility toward me for mentioning the physics involved seems a little misplaced.
Make sure it is air conditioned in the summer and heated in the winter. Make it flexible and comfortable and then you might have something that you can market (not that I would buy it but there are lots of worried people out there).