[John O]

I get my rocks off by sitting around all day reading FreeRepublic. I'm just oriented that way. I guess this law means I should get a governement job.

[Nowhere Man]

I get my rocks off by sitting around all day reading FreeRepublic. I'm just oriented that way. I guess this law means I should get a governement job.

Better yet, I think we need affirmative action in NBA basketball for somewhat short, stocky, clumsy, very nearsighted, White guys approaching middle age (I'll be 39 tomorrow) so I can play on the Cleveland Cavaliers since Pittsburgh doesn't have an NBA team. Also due to being desciminated against in the past because of this, I demand a signing bonus of $500,000,000.

/ sarcasm> (for the humor impaired)