Robot hand performs remote breast checks

NewScientist.com news service ^ | 15:41 05 July 2005 | Will Knight

[StuLongIsland]

I think they can reprogam this equipment and use it for national security purposes at the airport. Recently there was talk about people at airport security physically checking people, and touching in appropriately. Perhaps if a robot did the checking in a closed booth without a human directly looking at the physical aspect of the human, but only a monotor seeing possible contraband, it would make things more "proper", less a hassle.

Just a thought when I read this.

[RichInOC]

Dear God, don't let Bubba find out about this.

[johniegrad]

"Just because you’re located in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan or even Botswana, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a sophisticated diagnostic or therapeutic procedure,"

Does the Mitten look down on the Yoopers or what?

[Venerable Bede]

Well, there goes my reason for entering medical school...

[NonValueAdded]

OMG, do you realize the potential this has for an x-rated virtual reality experience? I claim copyright of the idea, right here, right now by virtue of the timestamp of this posting. Woo hoo!

[AD from SpringBay]

Is remote groping like remote viewing?

[Asphalt]

good idea

[exile]

I gotta paint myself silver and head to the girls college asap!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, sure, a robot hand can get away with it, but try it in person and they start screaming about police, and restraining orders and such....

Not that that's happened to me, mind you....a friend of mine...yeah...it happened to a friend of mine.

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

I laughed out loud when I started reading your post, but by the end I realized you were serious and you may have a good idea there!

I couldn't help thinking while reading this that this thread is going to get all kinds of "interesting" replies.

[Phantom Lord]

Here is a picture of the robot...

[vikingd00d]

This, along with teledildonics, will revolutionize the online porn industry. Ain't technology wonderful! :)

[bmwcyle]

Just hold still dear.

[GSlob]

Too late. The next step - version 2.0 - will be fully robotic Bubba.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

They have found a way to stop you from volunteering to work as a breast cancer screener.

[corkoman]

Uhhh...I dont want that thing touching my nads.

[linkinpunk]

I have always said that Robots will eventually take all of the good jobs.

[LizardQueen]

Ewww... the "Electro-Grope" system...

There's no way that this could substitute for an experienced doctors exam (or a thorough exam by the owner of the breast). Robots don't get that intuitive flash that tells someone something is wrong even when it feels "sort of okay".

LQ

[Fierce Allegiance]

Ping

Oh, to become a robot!

[NathanBookman]

I think that robot was previously used in a Tropicana juice processing plant. Hopefully there is a dial on it to adjust the "squeeze force".