Astrologist Sues NASA Over Crash

Reuters ^ | July 4, 2005

[randog]

I guess she's got a built in excuse now for getting it wrong.

You're never wrong with predictions like, "there will be changes in your life..."

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The fault, dear Marina, is not in your stars,
But in yourself, that you are a dingbat.

[marblehead17]

ping

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"John McCain will issue a statement later today."

How about offering her a delux room in Club Gitmo?

[FairOpinion]

And if something shifted in someone's favor as a result, does that mean that NASA can collect $150 million from them, for the service they provided? ;)

[Lx]

So that's what Mrs. Kerry's been up to...

[AndrewC]

The stars predict she's gonna lose her suit.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"If not, how reliable ARE the stars?"

The stars are never wrong. People just read too much into them.

[Types_with_Fist]

You have to admit... it's pretty creative.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

How about we be allowed to sue astrologers? "Bad advice today. And three days ago..."

[Dog]

Yeah... I'm sorry I didn't think of it first.

[mikrofon]

Think of the entrepreneurial opportunity for the fledgling private space industry to market to followers of astrology:

DON'T LIKE WHAT YOUR HOROSCOPE HAS TO SAY?

Time-share in our Taurus-2 Program, and we'll launch a probe into a suitable celestial object to alter its course and customize your horoscope to your liking...

ONLY $100,000 IF YOU ACT TODAY!

[Lx]

Clearly you need more data so might I suggest you recreate your experience with the beer and peach brandy shots.

They make peach brandy? You gotta be kidding me, I'd drink the whole bottle in one slam. Mmmmm brandy...

[Mon]

ROFL!

[lilylangtree]

Where she getting her money to file such a lawsuit anyway? From the ACLU? It costs money to go to court.

[Vision]

A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million, local media has reported.

If she can take it directly to the ninth circuit, she may have a case

[EdHallick]

Too bad she didn`t file that lawsuit in New York city, the liberal sphicter hole cesspool vomit bucket I am so foolish to live in. She probably would have won that $300 million plus and extra $300 billion as an added bonus so I can end up owing even more in taxes.

"I`ll get your money and your little dog too! Eh heh heh heh heh heh!"

[Graymatter]

The Sun was in Aquarius when I was born, but even I think she's a flake.

[Cultural Jihad]

"It is written in the stars."