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To: COUNTrecount
LOL! If only it were true.
2 posted on
07/03/2005 9:16:21 AM PDT by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
To: COUNTrecount
Gravity shouldn't be a problem for Tom, he's always been a little light in the loafers.
But there's nothing wrong with that, tho......
3 posted on
07/03/2005 9:17:05 AM PDT by
digger48
To: COUNTrecount
4 posted on
07/03/2005 9:17:06 AM PDT by
tomahawk
(http://tomahawkblog.blogspot.com/)
To: COUNTrecount
5 posted on
07/03/2005 9:18:00 AM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: COUNTrecount
I am really starting to feel sorry for Katie Holmes.....
and not ONLY because shes hot....
6 posted on
07/03/2005 9:18:13 AM PDT by
MikefromOhio
(Sleep in peace, comrades dear...)
To: COUNTrecount
Latest report is that Cruise's space ship collided with the Deep Impact comet probe.
10 posted on
07/03/2005 9:19:56 AM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: The Drowning Witch
11 posted on
07/03/2005 9:20:20 AM PDT by
Jackknife
(No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
To: COUNTrecount; Xenalyte
But according to Buddy Schlantz, a veteran talent agent and observer of the Hollywood scene, Mr. Cruises decision to return to his planet before the films opening may be a masterstroke: If Tom Cruise wanted to do something to make himself more popular, leaving Earth forever was a great place to start. ROFLMAO!
(Xena. Take a look at this. lol)
12 posted on
07/03/2005 9:21:12 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: COUNTrecount
Remember that guy who soaked him and then stood there while tom insulted him?
He ticked me off.
I would have drenched his face every time that he opened his mouth, until he either left very wet, or was dumb enough to take a swing at me.
15 posted on
07/03/2005 9:23:36 AM PDT by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
To: COUNTrecount
Well, I guess we will be seeing less of Tom... until he has to promote his next movie.
I suppose he will have to do something to top the Katie Holmes theme. Maybe he will get a divorce, just as the next movie opens. That ought to drive ticket sales.
16 posted on
07/03/2005 9:26:01 AM PDT by
Nachum
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17 posted on
07/03/2005 9:26:22 AM PDT by
Jackknife
(No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
To: COUNTrecount
![](http://celebritypictures.duble.com/picturesphotospics/J/jimcarrey/18.jpg)
FREAK
18 posted on
07/03/2005 9:30:40 AM PDT by
mountn man
(Everyone brings joy into a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave)
To: COUNTrecount
Sorry but anyone that tells Matt Lauer off is ok in my book.
20 posted on
07/03/2005 9:33:17 AM PDT by
heylady
To: COUNTrecount
![](http://www.marsattacksfan.com/gareth.gif)
ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
Translation:We don't want him, we sent him to you in the first place. He's to strange!!!
24 posted on
07/03/2005 9:54:37 AM PDT by
mountn man
(Everyone brings joy into a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave)
To: COUNTrecount
In the near future... Tom Cruise movies will all be free. A plate will be passed during a short intermission for Scientology donations.
25 posted on
07/03/2005 9:55:37 AM PDT by
johnny7
(How often does a '47 Rodham require servicing?)
To: COUNTrecount
Bye!
Make is a long trip!
27 posted on
07/03/2005 10:02:21 AM PDT by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: COUNTrecount
Not to worry, Tom will have lot's of company .... You know those" Wacky" Scientology types
Always travel in Groups! (it's a "Dianetics" thing ... )
![](http://home.snafu.de/tilman/cos_fun/thetans.gif)
29 posted on
07/03/2005 10:23:23 AM PDT by
austinmark
(Torture? Koran abuse? ... I'd Rather Be A Koran In Gitmo THAN A Bible in Saudi Arabia !!!)
To: COUNTrecount
I read that the girl friday Katie Holmes is not allowed to go to the bathroom alone.... three Scientologists escorted her to the bathroom at a recent taping of The View... surpised Cruise left her on the landing pad...
32 posted on
07/03/2005 11:00:43 AM PDT by
Conservatrix
("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
To: COUNTrecount
I believe the air on whatever planet he's from is really thin, and there's no "brain food" there.
37 posted on
07/03/2005 11:31:57 AM PDT by
Marauder
(Politicians use words the way a squid uses ink.)
To: COUNTrecount
tom and his girlfriend/hostage were meant for each other...
38 posted on
07/03/2005 12:02:42 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
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