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1 posted on 07/03/2005 9:14:30 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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LOL! If only it were true.


2 posted on 07/03/2005 9:16:21 AM PDT by Arkie2 (No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
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Gravity shouldn't be a problem for Tom, he's always been a little light in the loafers.

But there's nothing wrong with that, tho......


3 posted on 07/03/2005 9:17:05 AM PDT by digger48
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Good riddance.


4 posted on 07/03/2005 9:17:06 AM PDT by tomahawk (http://tomahawkblog.blogspot.com/)
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5 posted on 07/03/2005 9:18:00 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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I am really starting to feel sorry for Katie Holmes.....

and not ONLY because shes hot....


6 posted on 07/03/2005 9:18:13 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Sleep in peace, comrades dear...)
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Latest report is that Cruise's space ship collided with the Deep Impact comet probe.


10 posted on 07/03/2005 9:19:56 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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Ping!


11 posted on 07/03/2005 9:20:20 AM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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But according to Buddy Schlantz, a veteran talent agent and observer of the Hollywood scene, Mr. Cruise’s decision to return to his planet before the film’s opening may be a masterstroke: “If Tom Cruise wanted to do something to make himself more popular, leaving Earth forever was a great place to start.”

ROFLMAO!

(Xena. Take a look at this. lol)

12 posted on 07/03/2005 9:21:12 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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Remember that guy who soaked him and then stood there while tom insulted him?

He ticked me off.

I would have drenched his face every time that he opened his mouth, until he either left very wet, or was dumb enough to take a swing at me.


15 posted on 07/03/2005 9:23:36 AM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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Well, I guess we will be seeing less of Tom... until he has to promote his next movie.

I suppose he will have to do something to top the Katie Holmes theme. Maybe he will get a divorce, just as the next movie opens. That ought to drive ticket sales.

16 posted on 07/03/2005 9:26:01 AM PDT by Nachum
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17 posted on 07/03/2005 9:26:22 AM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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FREAK

18 posted on 07/03/2005 9:30:40 AM PDT by mountn man (Everyone brings joy into a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave)
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Sorry but anyone that tells Matt Lauer off is ok in my book.


20 posted on 07/03/2005 9:33:17 AM PDT by heylady
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ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK

Translation:We don't want him, we sent him to you in the first place. He's to strange!!!

24 posted on 07/03/2005 9:54:37 AM PDT by mountn man (Everyone brings joy into a room. Some when they enter. Others when they leave)
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In the near future... Tom Cruise movies will all be free. A plate will be passed during a short intermission for Scientology donations.


25 posted on 07/03/2005 9:55:37 AM PDT by johnny7 (How often does a '47 Rodham require servicing?)
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Bye!

Make is a long trip!


27 posted on 07/03/2005 10:02:21 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Not to worry, Tom will have lot's of company .... You know those" Wacky" Scientology types Always travel in Groups! (it's a "Dianetics" thing ... )


29 posted on 07/03/2005 10:23:23 AM PDT by austinmark (Torture? Koran abuse? ... I'd Rather Be A Koran In Gitmo THAN A Bible in Saudi Arabia !!!)
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I read that the girl friday Katie Holmes is not allowed to go to the bathroom alone.... three Scientologists escorted her to the bathroom at a recent taping of The View... surpised Cruise left her on the landing pad...


32 posted on 07/03/2005 11:00:43 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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I believe the air on whatever planet he's from is really thin, and there's no "brain food" there.


37 posted on 07/03/2005 11:31:57 AM PDT by Marauder (Politicians use words the way a squid uses ink.)
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tom and his girlfriend/hostage were meant for each other...


38 posted on 07/03/2005 12:02:42 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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