To: don-o; conservonator; livius; Campion; thoughtomator; netmilsmom; Tax-chick; camle; ...
There once was a woman whose mania
Was liturgical extemporanea.
She thought she'd at least
Be a self-declared priest:
And I am the Queen of Romania.
2 posted on
07/02/2005 5:39:13 PM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
(I am the Pope! The Pope, I tell you! And unless I am mistaken, I'm infallible!)
To: Mrs. Don-o
(Long, deep, resigned sigh)
If this chick don't like the way things are done in the Catholic church, wants to protest, why won't she do as Henry VIII did, go and form her own church and leave ours alone? She is not validly ordained, nothing she does will have any power to bind and loose in heaven.
To: Mrs. Don-o
23 posted on
07/02/2005 7:06:25 PM PDT by
fatima
(Make a move and the Bunny gets it.-Guess what movie)
To: Mrs. Don-o
Dang, that's good, Mrs DO! I love it!
To: Mrs. Don-o
There was a woman from France,
Who took an unusual stance.
She said "I'm a priest",
I think men are beasts.
From now on I wear only pants.
48 posted on
07/05/2005 11:52:59 AM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
There was a young lady from Lyon,
Canon law, she just wasn't buyin'
To the world she proclaimed,
"I've just self-ordained"
Til the Pope said "This just ain't flyin'".
50 posted on
07/05/2005 12:07:54 PM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
In a small ceremony on a boat,
Ms. Beney did something of note.
She told the reporters
I've got Holy Orders,
That ought to get the Pope's goat.
51 posted on
07/05/2005 12:34:52 PM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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