[Do not dub me shapka broham]

DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND:

We Lurk Beneath The Surface. Kind of Like Orcs.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Democratic Underground: "We strive for mediocrity and clamor for freedom from oppression of trolls, bugs, std's, and other touchy feely good subjects like the environment and stuff. Do we get, like, paid now man?"

[GOP_Raider]

Good one. Better than the best one I've ever come up with:

DU: Now the unemployable have a home on the internet.