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Move ya sexy ass, donkey
thesun ^
Posted on 07/02/2005 5:56:25 AM PDT by phoenix_004
A SEX-mad donkey has been banished to a deserted island after bonking females in a national park SIXTEEN times a day.
Wardens said randy Aga’s antics had offended visitors and driven nervous members of his wild herd into hiding.
But they claim the donkeys have now recovered.
A spokesman at Croatia’s Telascica National Park said: “With Aga gone, they’ve come out of hiding and are mixing with visitors again.”
TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 16x; donkey; myhero; sex; sixteentimesaday
To: phoenix_004
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:01:16 AM PDT
by
xjcsa
(She died of loneliness...loneliness and rabies...)
To: xjcsa
To: phoenix_004
Obligatory:
To: phoenix_004
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:02:38 AM PDT
by
GSlob
To: phoenix_004
He must have been a escapee from a donkey show.
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:03:39 AM PDT
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: phoenix_004
PETA taken a position? NOW?
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:04:17 AM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: phoenix_004
Hey Hilderbeast have you lost Billy boy?????
He's in the desert, he was to busy with the rest of the donkeys and they went into hiding......
ROFLMAO
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:10:55 AM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to Libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?")
To: phoenix_004
A SEX-mad donkey has been banished to a deserted island after bonking femalesSounds like a NARAL convention.
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:12:14 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(How often does a '47 Rodham require servicing?)
To: phoenix_004
Does he talk like Eddie Murphy and hang out with a big green guy?
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:13:58 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
To: phoenix_004
A stud like that deserves his own island, and plenty of females to populate it.
So9
To: phoenix_004
But they claim the donkeys have now recovered.
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:25:35 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(I hate Hurricane Season!)
To: phoenix_004
He made an ass of himself
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:39:06 AM PDT
by
woofie
(An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at)
To: phoenix_004
..so many possible puns/jokes, too little bandwidth. :D
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:12:59 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: woofie
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posted on
07/02/2005 9:12:16 AM PDT
by
adam_az
(It's the border, stupid!)
To: phoenix_004
He was just trying to get some tail from the other donkeys!
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posted on
07/02/2005 9:13:00 AM PDT
by
adam_az
(It's the border, stupid!)
To: adam_az
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posted on
07/02/2005 9:14:24 AM PDT
by
adam_az
(It's the border, stupid!)
To: phoenix_004
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posted on
07/02/2005 9:44:29 AM PDT
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(Mark Levin and Ann Coulter for SCOTUS!)
To: phoenix_004
And we all know which political party has the donkey as its mascot.
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posted on
07/02/2005 10:00:21 AM PDT
by
Let's Roll
( "Congressmen who ... undermine the military ... should be arrested, exiled or hanged" - A. Lincoln)
To: phoenix_004
A SEX-mad donkeyThe symbol of the demorat party.
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posted on
07/02/2005 1:06:47 PM PDT
by
taxesareforever
(Government is running amuck)
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