"One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."
Wouldn't that give a true meaning to "Sh!t-Eating Grin"???
Not sure how excited I'd be to get back dentures that ended up in a portapotty...doesn't matter how many times they were sterilized.
Potty Mouth would would have a whole new meaning also.
Airlines dump in between flights... picture a little old lady waiting for the return of her dentures, the crew retrieved them and customer service followed up and made sure that she got them back, she nodded and then smiled this big blue smile...