Well, don't tell anyone, but he was only one of a HUGE cadre of EEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEL capitalista, bound and determined to choke Gaia's atmosphere with greenhouse gasses from the patented, EEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEL internal combustion engine!
From thirty to twenty years ago, these dastardly creeps planned to turn Earth into a GIGANTIC SAHARA DESERT, so they could feed their inhuman LUST for ROLLER DERBY TOURNAMENTS!!
TEN years ago, these heirs to Snidely Whiplash changed their twisted minds! They chose to turn Earth instead into a Waterworld!!
Today their EEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEL cabal plans to turn global warming into global COOLING, bring on the next Ice Age in three months!!!
SEE?!? SEE what EEEEEEEVEEEEEEL criminals poor Gaia is up against?!?!?!?
Don't ya just wanna CRY in sympathy?!?!?!?!?!?!?