[Ichneumon]

I saw the "Partners for Fish and Wildlife" in the title and figured this was going to be a logical extension of same-sex "marriage."

"His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they... caught him at it one day..."

-- from a Tom Lehrer comedy album

[Junior]

Was that the heartwarming story of the young necrophiliac who achieved his boyhood ambition and became coroner?