Posted on 06/29/2005 7:25:24 PM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 06/30/2005 7:44:18 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
NOTE: I am sorry that I am unable to cite the source for this information. If I were to reveal it, he, his family, his Miniature Schnauzer, his friends, his business associates, and anyone he has ever known would be in jeopardy.
This was handed to me behind a Burger King restaurant. I took possession of the original document a few days ago, typed an exact copy on an old Remington typewriter, and destroyed the original. I know that sounds far-fetched, but you must believe me.
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Date: February 14, 2005
PARTIES:
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE
AL-QAEDA NETWORK, ET AL
STATEMENT OF PURPOSE
Whereas it is in the interest of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) and the al-Qaeda network (AQN) to damage the presidency of George W. Bush, the parties hereby agree to engage in a working relationship to achieve such mutual interest.
DNC RESPONSIBILITIES
1. The DNC, along with its subsidiaries and individual members, including but not limited to elected officials, shall engage in a public relations campaign to politically harm the President. The campaign will be funded by DNC soft money funds, 527 organizations, anti-war groups, and Islamic groups both inside and outside the borders of the United States.
2. Representatives of the DNC shall appear on the floor of the Senate and House of Representatives and make speeches critical of President Bush and of those serving in the military.
3. Representatives of the DNC shall grant interviews to television show hosts and mainstream newspapers and magazines in which they give soundbites designed to politically harm President Bush and harm the morale of those serving in the U.S. military.
4. The DNC shall engage in peripheral activities with teachers unions and other groups designed to make it appear that Israel and the United States are guilty of terrorism and oppression.
5. The DNC shall put out daily talking points calling for an investigation of the President, criticizing him for the way he is handling the War on Terror, calling for him to admit mistakes, and suggesting that he be impeached.
AQN RESPONSIBILITIES
1. The AQN and its worldwide affiliate organizations agree to conduct an operation using a suicide bomber affecting Western interests at least once per week.
2. The AQN agrees, in a partnership with Al Jazeera, other publications, and radio and television stations, to promote and disseminate the DNC message in the Middle East and other nations for mutual benefit. The nations outside the Middle East in which such activities are to be implemented will be determined solely by the AQN. The AQN agrees to consult at least once per month with DNC officials to expand or modify the scope of this provision.
3. The AQN agrees to continue to conduct activities against the U.S. military in Afghanistan and Iraq.
4. The AQN agrees to continue to make a good faith effort to recruit Islamists from other countries to infiltrate both Afghanistan and Iraq.
TERM OF AGREEMENT
This agreement shall be effective from the date of execution and shall continue until November 4, 2008.
VENUE
Any legal dispute regarding any provision or provisions contained within this agreement shall be adjudicated in accordance with international law in the Hague.
ATTORNEYS FEES
Shall either party file suit to enforce this agreement or any portion of this agreement, the prevailing party shall be entitled to reasonable attorney fees as determined by the court.
RIGHT OF CANCELLATION
Should the AQN attack the DNC headquarters located at 430 South Capitol Street, SE, Washington DC 20003 with a car bomb, a truck bomb, a dirty bomb, a biological agent, or a chemical device, the DNC shall have the option to cancel this agreement within three business days of such event.
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DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE, by Howard Dean, Chairman
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AL-QAEDA NETWORK, ET AL, by Osama bin Laden, Leader
Ping
what!?!?
paging CBS....
Just like the Downing Street Memo!!!
Fake but Accurate!!!
LOL
I Demand an Investigation!!!
The seriousness of the charge outweighs the nature of the evidence!!
ROTFLOL!!!
I wonder how long it will take for the Du'ers to figure this one out ..??
Well, I'm not going to believe a word of this until it's faxed to my office....:-)
LMAO. That is great. Someone with DU access should post it there.
WONDERFUL DOUG!
OUTDONE YOURSELF yet again, I see! LOL.
Don't forget the addendum stating that all Human Rights Organizations have pledged to give a hand to OBL too.
So, sad to say, I disbelieve this memo as being patently false. If it were real, it would have the major media as a signatory.
ROFLOL
How funny. I wrote this and got on my treadmill. A few minutes ago I was thinking SESAME STREET. Great minds?
Is that you, Jason al-Dan Rather Blair-Mapes from Upland?
LOL!!
what kind of type spacing was in the original?
ROFLMAO.. doug have you no shame.. hehe
I would get this to Couric pronto. She'll know just what to do.
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