Can somebody please run for Pelosi's seat whenever she up for election next. And when she loses, she can run away from everything and go in hiding for 4 days and then come back and get interviewed by Katie Couric and say that she just needed to get away from everything.
Not to mention, the Republicans here have been horrendously derelict in fielding viable conservative candidates against these harridans (Pelosi, Boxer, Feinstein, Maxine Watson, Barbara Lee, ad nauseum).
That, indeed, is the basic strategy: