[Maceman]

Your flys are all open.

Thanks for your helpful frankness. Since one good turn deserves another, I suppose I should be equally frank and tell you that your spelling sucks.

[TheBigB]

I did consider "flies", but decided that that particular spelling of the plural was too closely connected with any of the numerous two-winged insects of the order Diptera, especially any of the family Muscidae, which includes the housefly. That, in turn, would have rendered the joke much less effective. IMHO.

[TheBigB]

BTW, your flie is open.