[Mikey_1962]

I gave my ex-girlfriend (a Canadian) a list of properties the US wants when they finally break up:

1) We want ALL of Niagara Falls. We've had the crappy side for too long now.

2) BC. You just can't get enough good shore line property.

3) Alberta. The have the biggest rodeo in the world and produce oil. Remove the snow and you have Texas

[albee]

"...1) We want ALL of Niagara Falls. We've had the crappy side for too long now. 2) BC. You just can't get enough good shore line property. 3) Alberta. The have the biggest rodeo in the world and produce oil. Remove the snow and you have Texas"

Good plan!

That would certainly skim the cream off the sour milk (and grapes) known as Canada.