[Allegra]

OK, y'all! Let's show these Aussies how it's done.

We Texans could write the instruction manual on beer consumption.

[Flyer]

The only way Texans would ever drink less beer is if the days got shorter.

And that's easy to fix by just drinking faster.

[Marauder]

We Texans could write the instruction manual on beer consumption.

I attended University of Texas and pledged a fraternity. I was a musician then and now, so my friends and I can consume mucho cerveza, so if beer consumption is down, it's not because of us.

Just reporting in. :)

[Renfield]

"...OK, y'all! Let's show these Aussies how it's done.
We Texans could write the instruction manual on beer consumption...."

I wouldn't count on it. My Texan cousin never tires of telling a story about taking an Australian friend of his to a keg party in College Station. The Australian fellow outdrank the Texans about 2-to-1, and most of the Texans ended up passed out on the floor. The Aussie looked at my cousin and said..."You chaps don't drink much, do you?"

[Larry Lucido]

We Texans could write the instruction manual on beer consumption.

Not any more, I can't. Maybe that's why they kicked me out of Texas.