The only way Texans would ever drink less beer is if the days got shorter.
And that's easy to fix by just drinking faster.
And that's easy to fix by just drinking faster.
I'd better start practicing to drink my beers faster now. You know, so I'm ready in case the days do get shorter.
One time I heard someone on Art Bell say that could happen.
"...The only way Texans would ever drink less beer is if the days got shorter...."
Texans mostly seem to drink watery beer (Coors, Lone Star, etc). (Let me admit here that I almost single-handedly kept the Pearl brewery in business back when I was in Grad School). Wonder how they'd do on a steady diet of Maredsous, Scaldis, or Bigfoot.
Trust me, you can still drink a lot of beer even with the day only being 4.5 hours long.