You've got a good point -- maybe best if Teddy were put in a tank with a bunch of barracuda, both to highlight his nautical background and to save the audience from getting splattered. We could use Dean with the lions. He's smaller and thinner and there would be less collateral damage for the spectators. Oh man, this would be the show of shows.
Barracuda won't eat or harm Teddy. Professional courtesy.
Pirhana, now....