[mvpel]

GOPHER SMOKE BOMB Kills gopher, moles, rats, skunks, woodchucks Not poisonous, no secondary effect Penetrates deep into tunnels There are 4 smoke bombs in a package 6 packed in a case

[datura]

And they DON'T WORK.

[escapefromboston]

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

[csvset]

Way back when I was a lad, I recall how my friend's father got rid of the gophers in his yard. He backed his 1964 Pontiac Catalina on to the lawn, ran a length of flexible metal hose from the exhaust pipe into the gopher hole. He then plugged up any visible gopher holes, started the car and let it idle for awhile. The gophers never came back.