ZAWWWT!!! Them kittens clawed Maude, by Gawd.

Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman

[house of cards]

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
Ain't ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's

That old uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,

Right on Maude.

[OSHA]

[Dallas59]

This is one of the most uninspiring, unimaginative ZOTS I have ever read. Maude? Puh-lease.

[Darksheare]

Chevelle - The Clincher
From the album "This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)"

Touch
I'll stand for nothing less
Or never stand again
These are the limits when one's buried
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
Careful of drifting off
Now losing taste and touch
Turning a pale blue leaning in to say
This body's left the soul
The brain needs oxygen
Can't sneak around this bait
His catacomb has got me by the chin
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Now saturate [x4] and touch
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
I'll stand for nothing less
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Laying cold and crippled
This happened to be never changing
Holding inside,
Or never stand again
the phobia of you
Made cold and crippled, ending it all
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[Windsong]

Idiot.

[humblegunner]

You sometimes touch yourself while watching "The Golden Girls", huh?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe?

You can eat an old shoe if you have to...

[No Blue States]

lol at your pic. Goes with what you said perfectly.

[escapefromboston]

I was in a punk band back in High School, we used to do a cover of this theme song.
I am an idiot.

:)

[timpad]

 

When I read this post, my IQ dropped 40 points.

 

I'd kill you and eat you to get it back, but I don't think you have 40 points left.

[two134711]

Ewww! That's yucky!

[MEG33]

LOL!

[timpad]

 

Would someone PLEASE go over to DU and stir up the rat's nest? We definitely need a better class of Troll.

[Lady Jag]

That's okay. I've got it

[timpad]

 

So, there was some after all? Must say I'm surprised...

[Frank_Discussion]

LOLROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!

That's PERFECT! I don't know if anybody else got that, but D*MN, that was FUNNY!!!

[Lady Jag]

It was only a tiny snack and all did was get me craving Troll! Sniff, sniff!

Aha! Troll does taste like dead fish!

[timpad]

 

Madame Zotwanga:

 

"Don't despair, Lady Jag. Many tasty Trolls in your future..."

[Lady Jag]