It was a dark and stormy night. He offered me coffee. My favorite kind. "Take it", he said "It's something I made." And then he said something that should have made me suspicious: "It will relax you. Oh, don't worry -- I didn't put powerful drugs in it. Nothing like that. It's just coffee, with a little something ... extra. A little something ... to relax you." And then he laughed in an evil way. Anyway, I drank the coffee, and then next thing I knew ..."
LOL..........excellent!