To: robowombat
Kills a man at a funeral home, doesn't embalm him, and goes on vacation...
alrighty then...
2 posted on
06/23/2005 10:12:25 AM PDT by
NautiNurse
("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
To: robowombat
This is the same District Attorney Danny Porter who dealt with the runaway bride. He's a magnet for strange cases.
3 posted on
06/23/2005 10:18:32 AM PDT by
Atlantian
To: robowombat
I'm surprised that the idiot didn't take one of the caskets and put the body in. Take casket out on the next funeral and put it in the gravesite.
To: robowombat
Slow business week and thought he would just drum some up?
5 posted on
06/23/2005 10:20:04 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: robowombat
Open and shut case. Life without parole for terminal stupidity, and gross laziness.
6 posted on
06/23/2005 10:22:44 AM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
To: robowombat
You would think a Mortician would be able to think up a more creative way to dispose of a body. Something like forgetting and leaving the crematory running.
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