I had some friends in LA that were Scientologists (nice people anyway) that I did some design work for who tried to talk me into being "audited". I did go to one auditing session as a favor and because the auditor was nice looking and had big hooters. In those days I would do almost anything to get into some womans pants.
I went once and just thought it was a bunch of hooey. Plus, I thougt all the people running around in little navy uniforms with braids on their shoulders, etc. were just plain weird and creepy.
At least, you had your priorities in order!