Liberal Losers Conduct a Fool's Hearing

Human Events Online ^ | June 20, 2005 | Mac Johnson

[hinterlander]

Losers live in their parents’ basement and dream that they are just one hit song away from stardom.

Losers neglect their retirement savings and fantasize about the way they will live after they magically win the lottery.

Losers weigh 431 pounds and wish -- through a month full of Twinkies and Diet Coke -- that someone someday will invent a miracle diet pill so that they can be pretty.

And this week, losers met in the basement of the Capitol building and sat behind little mismatched folding tables interviewing each other in an “unofficial investigative hearing” that they believe might allow them to retake power one day -- without them ever having to re-examine who they are, what they stand for, or why most Americans have decided that they and their fellow liberals are a just bunch of losers undeserving of further support.

[EagleUSA]

Amazingly right on in many ways!
That should be posted on the bulletin board at the DNC!!

[Kenton]

Losers live in their parents’ basement and dream that they are just one hit song away from stardom. Losers neglect their retirement savings and fantasize about the way they will live after they magically win the lottery.

Jeez, did you meet my brother-in-law?

[cvq3842]

Each time I don't think they can sink any lower, they do . . .

[NewMediaFan]

even the Washington Post had fun with this...

Democrats Play House To Rally Against the War

[BipolarBob]

Reading for later

[upchuck]

Other FR links about this "meeting:"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1425637/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1425020/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1424815/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1426214/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1426185/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1425168/posts
This last one is COnyer's response to Dana Millbank. Hilarious!!

[sr4402]

(T)hat they and their fellow liberals are a just bunch of losers undeserving of further support.

Well said, these anti-Americans no longer deserve our support, but our criticism. John Kerry was an example of the anti-American left in that they hurl outrageous changes against Americans but when asked to name names or cite positive proof, they can't. Hillary, Teddy and Dean are all in the same vein. They Scream lies about their opponents and enjoy a supportive lamestream media. It is time for us to stop supporting them.

[marylandrepub1]

Glad the writer enjoys Conyers too. I watched this on CSPAN and it reminded me of his hearing (and report) on Ohio in January that led to Sen Boxer holding up the Bush electors for a few hours. He's also the Reparations Congressman(wrote a house bill) and tried to impeach George SR for the first Gulf war. This guy provides great entertainment for me while helping the democratic base dream (in La-La land) that they are in a progressive, not a conservative, Country.

[Shaka]

SHould have called the socialist kangaroo court.

[Bar-Face]

I did notice that CSPAN thought the Downing Street Memos unofficial official non-hearing was important enough to broadcast at least twice.
The second and last time I tried CSPAN this past weekend, there were a gaggle of Texas Democrats slandering Thomas Delay for fun and profit.

[highlander_UW]

Ask the Dims to provide an ORIGINAL copy of this "memo". Apparently the goof ball "reporter" claims he retyped it himself and destroyed the originals...so all we really have is some reporter's claim that there ever was such a memo. All that really exists is the copy he typed himself. Upon that flimsy "evidence" the nut ball Left wants to upbraid the president. Another case of disassociation from reality.

[ClaireSolt]

Ditto! Prove the memo is what you say it is first.

[andyk]

Yeah, Conyers response was a riot!