[TexKat]

I know that there are some Freeper females that just hate that they missed their opportunity not too long ago when Alan was still a single eligible, well-to-do batchelor.

All they needed was a nice stack of pillow cases to use at bedtime. :>)

[stlnative]

What are you saying? That he is a triple bagger?

He reminds me of the creature from "Tales for the Crypt" which use to on TV every week many years ago.

http://www.migrantfilmworker.com/films/talesfromthecrypt/Crypt%20Intro-01-E.jpg